I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*mom voice* you spend too much time on that computer
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.